Obtaining Chucked | the Metropolitan Dater

The wonderful thing about getting handsome is that you’re good-looking to men and women. Yourself, I take pride within dual-sexuality attraction. I’m not truly all that good-looking of a guy, if you should be perhaps not my mother (do not be perverted, god dammit!). But we there are still individuals who believe i am the “stuff.”

Anyway, this account isn’t about me personally. This story is focused on my boy, Rod. Folks that have study our material for a while now, may remember Rod from tail of
Crazy Text Messages.
Yep, i am writing about equivalent man.

Thankfully personally and, even more important, for your needs he’s got enabled me to inform another account of complete and complete brutality. Nowadays, we analyze the tale of Rod, a

Good Luck Chuck

for new era.

In the event that you recall the standard premise of 2007’s
Razzie
Nominated best of luck Chuck, you may recall that Dickhead MaGee (Dane prepare) had a curse that whenever he slept with a ladies, they’d get a hold of their particular real love aka another man they hook up with… Terrible motion picture. Enter Rod: “much better than fiction.” There is not a very a phrase because of this… Could we refer to it as “Obtaining Chucked?”  With this article, we’re going to merely use that, mmkay?

Go into the Vag at the Own Threat

I am the culprit no less than for most of these instances of Rod getting

Chucked.

If memory space serves me well, i have introduced or put him able to meet and date about three beautiful women. This is throughout the occasions when i truly wanted to match my buddies collectively. Naturally, I’m an asshole and that I no further have fun with the matchmaking game.

Rod Vs. Herzog O’Hoolihan

– Young Rod ended up being ready for fighting as he began dating Herzog, one of my personal close friends, that’s been there for me a lot more instances than I can depend. This lasted a short month or two as a recall. Circumstances began with great fun, but don’t work-out, whenever Herzog pulled the a lot reviled rip-heart-out-of-chest-with-bare-hand fatality on Rod… Outcome? #sadpandaface, Herzog has actually since, obtained involved features a tiny military of young ones and lives in the world of Happily Ever After…

Length to Matrimonial Bliss? Two dudes.

Rod Vs. Lyrica McSpankyPants


and Dormatta Vue –

Oh, yes, I remember this. It was somewhat funny how this package played … Really, at the very least at the beginning. Rod had been regarding prowl, the thing is that. He previously satisfied a set of able and qualified bachelorettes at among my personal much-hyped Halloween events. I was amazed, the guy would tw0-fist his internet dating existence!

Lyrica ended up being a great gal, just who I have known for a long, lifetime. Pleasing as pie she was and she couldn’t keep the woman eyes of Rod. The invested many enjoyable evenings with each other, you understand, as most those who are into doing each other are wont to complete. That isn’t the amusing. The funny, subsequently, you ask? Some times, he’d get into his automobile and drive a block and half over to Dormatta’s location to hang out using their wang away. Certainly, the 2 females he was internet dating happened to be only block from one another. Rod, I think, to start with was annoyed and worried by this unanticipated convenience, but later on grew partial to the chance it supplied. The opportunity price ended up being certainly within his benefit.

Just like most things in daily life, whether or not it’s good, it must started to an end. In the course of time Rod stopped clinging out/calling Lyrica in real “fade-to-black” manner (aka merely “the lose colour”). The guy ended up matchmaking Dormatta for over 2 yrs before she remaining him, had gotten involved and relocated outside of the nation all within a years’ time.

Range to Matrimonial Bliss? One dude. Why Don’t We quickly ahead per year many modification…

Rod vs. Slutty Dorothy

– Now, that one failed to endure too long. Rod had suffered a fairly epic break up and did you know precisely what the cunning runt of a guy performed? He went and dated his ex’s closest friend!  Well played sir, well played indeed! Slutty Dorothy (no crime to sluts around the globe. I really like you children) ended up being, well, slutty-hot. It happened at yet another Halloween party that their particular quick three month long stint of passion was actually arriving at a finish. Was it angry-nerd complex that kiled the relationship, or was the girl witnessing someone on the side?  Globally may never know. All I am able to tell you is the fact that the commitment finished at the conclusion of this party. She smashed circumstances down with him, dressed in a Slutty Dorothy dress (hot, right>?). She finished up acquiring right back with an ex and getting engaged within several quick months…

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? Whoosh!

The moral of this story children? Getting Good-luck Chuck sucks even worse than that shitty film previously performed… Oh! And stop meeting individuals on Halloween! Yeah!